Monday, July 1, 2013

We Didn't Get Beyoncé Tickets: A BeyHive Tragedy

Today was supposed to be the best day ever. Me and my #1 Homegirl Tatiana were like:
LET'S GO TO VEGAS AND GO SEE BEYONCE IN DECEMBER!!! I've never even been to Vegas before because I do nothing fun with my life and we were so looking forward to seeing our queen. Tatiana had a Beyoncé themed birthday party last year, I learned half of the dance to Run the World (which is also my ringtone) and watched her superbowl performance 11 times, and we both have Beyoncé lock screens on our phones WE ARE DEVOTED FANS AND BEYONCÉ HAS GOTTEN US THROUGH SO MUCH (I'm already crying). No seriously I have so much love and adoration for that woman and her music has made me the person I am today and gotten me through so much like you have no idea ok!?

THIS WAS OUR DAY:

11AM: Tatiana gets on the ~nets~ to buy some tickets for the show in Vegas, they are SOLD OUT immediately while she is trying to type in one of those stupid secret codes that don't even look like anything.

11:14 Tatiana calls me at work to see what we should do and basically its like:

11:30

The only tickets left are hundreds of dollars and we are two poor a$$ white girls with crappy cars and apartments who are planning on going to grad school and the interest rate on students loans has just doubled and unlike some of my friends who go on dates every night we both actually have to buy things like groceries. The world is going to eat us alive. EVERYTHING SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!

2:00 Tatiana drowns her sorrow in FroYo like a true c0LLeGe gIrL~*


2:45 IS THIS IS A SWEET DREAM OR A BEAUTIFUL NIGHTMARE
THERE ARE NOT ENOUGH CRYING EMOJIS FOR THIS CATASTROPHE.

3PM Things fail to improve

(I know that's not what that emoji means just go with me here)

We decide to go into mourning (thus the black squares) so if you see me wearing black a lot it's because I have decided to go goth and also I am in mourning like Scarlett O'Hara in Gone With the Wind only actually sad.


5PM: I drive home from work and feel like I'm going to throw up on the freeway which could either be because I'm upset or because I ate a homemade kale smoothie that was very old. I contemplate what would actually happen if I barfed while driving 70 MPH on the freeway. I probably would have died which would be a great end to this story.

8:45PM I'm just spending my night alone listening to Beyoncé thinking about how sad I am and I can't even find my roommate's dog to keep me company :( :( :(





Tuesday, June 18, 2013

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